TMNT II: A Roger Ebert

[laserx]

rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19910322/REVIEWS/103220302/1023

This is the best movie review I have ever read. In case anyone has any doubts that Roger Ebert is just a sad, cranky old man, here is proof (from a decade and a half ago).

SPOILER: The "review" takes up about 2 sentences of his rant.

[erol_otus]

Ebert has it all backwards and sounds truly ignorant in this review. This line was the funniest:

"All that differentiates them, in the Nintendo game that gave them birth, is their weapons."

If you're going to try to tear something apart, at least do a little research.

[lacocious]

Yeah, great point. I mean, everyone knows the thing that birthed the turtles was the ooze.

It's all about the ooze.


-J