Post by erol_otus on Mar 25, 2011 16:17:16 GMT -5
I learned to roll cigs in TX. Makes me feel like-a cowboy. I can roll em real good now. Sean and Riley roll em too. We made characters for when we roll. Here they are.
Slimknee (pronounced "slimney") [Matt]
Who he is: A Black blues singer from 1942 who dresses like a cowboy.
Rolling Style: He takes his time and rolls em real slim. Sometimes he uses his knee to assist the rolling process.
Catchphrase: "I's likes ta roll em slim so-s I's can smoke moar uv ems"
STR8 STYLE [Sean]
Who he is: A German rapper from 1996 who time traveled back to the wild, wild west.
Rolling Style: He rolls em quick. He is the master of all styles. He enjoys rolling cigarettes for others and can adapt to their taste. He usually rolls a small amount of marijuana into his cigs.
Catchphrase: "Tightdigga, mah mekka."
Glhfforpbbtglouvvfe (pronounced "glorb-glove") [Riley]
Who he is: An alien who crash landed to earth. Not much else is known about him.
Rolling Style: He rolls em at a moderate pace. His style is wild and unpredictable. He might roll em good, he might roll em bad. He only rolls with other people's tobacco. When he rolls his own, he uses marijuana because he can't tell the difference between marijuana and tobacco.
Catchphrase: "Glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb."
Slimknee (pronounced "slimney") [Matt]
Who he is: A Black blues singer from 1942 who dresses like a cowboy.
Rolling Style: He takes his time and rolls em real slim. Sometimes he uses his knee to assist the rolling process.
Catchphrase: "I's likes ta roll em slim so-s I's can smoke moar uv ems"
STR8 STYLE [Sean]
Who he is: A German rapper from 1996 who time traveled back to the wild, wild west.
Rolling Style: He rolls em quick. He is the master of all styles. He enjoys rolling cigarettes for others and can adapt to their taste. He usually rolls a small amount of marijuana into his cigs.
Catchphrase: "Tightdigga, mah mekka."
Glhfforpbbtglouvvfe (pronounced "glorb-glove") [Riley]
Who he is: An alien who crash landed to earth. Not much else is known about him.
Rolling Style: He rolls em at a moderate pace. His style is wild and unpredictable. He might roll em good, he might roll em bad. He only rolls with other people's tobacco. When he rolls his own, he uses marijuana because he can't tell the difference between marijuana and tobacco.
Catchphrase: "Glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb, glorb."
